Demi Moore Covers Harper's Bazaar February 2012

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The Scalpel Does A Body Good

You’d never know Demi Moore is 48. Sure the surgeon’s scalpel/needle/chisel obviously helps, but Demi clearly takes care of herself. Though we did catch her appearing to suck in her stomach a few times – but that’s just common sense. Demi and husband Ashton Kutcher are on vacation in the Caribbean, where we spotted Ashton reading The Youth Pill: Scientists at the Brink of an Anti-Aging Revolution. Looks like he must have borrowed it from Demi.

As obnoxious as this couple is, we’ve got to hand them this: they’ve lasted longer than anyone would have imagined.

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Demi Moore Makes the Bahamas Hotter

Demi Moore and douche-tool Ashton Kutcher are vacationing in the Bahamas and it just makes me realize what a douche-tool Ashton Kutcher is. Not for any reason, really, just that he's with her and I'm not. Of course, she is 46, so while she looks fantastic, I bet you she's actually three steps away from the grave. Her liver is failing, she's actually wearing a wig and every night before sleeping, she takes out her set of false teeth. Still, I bet you she's crazy wild in bed... just not at 7 p.m. That's when Jeopardy is on, and like my grandmother, she never misses an episode of Jeopardy.